How Do You Know It’s Time To Leave Your […]

You know it’s time to leave your […], when…

  1. You passionately hate your commute to […]. On daily basis. In both directions.

  2. You roll your eyes slightly before each encounter with […].

  3. You feel constantly irritated by being around […], even though you can’t point out what exactly bothers you.

  4. You brace yourself: “Here we go again” before dealing with […]

  5. You daydream about the time when […] would be different.

  6. You spend more time daydreaming about […] being different than actually dealing with […].

  7. You have to keep a mental checklist of reasons why […] is good for you; without that checklist you would just walk away.

  8. You decide to give […] one more chance. For the 10th time.

  9. You are wondering: “Maybe it’s not that something is wrong with […], maybe it’s me”. For years.

  10. You think of a million excuses to avoid […], but at the end, give in. And being dutiful still doesn’t make you feel good about it.

  11. You keep repeating the mantra: “[…] pays my bills. […] pays my bills. […] pays my bills”, until you fall asleep.

  12. You stay with […] only because you are scared of what your life would be like without […].

  13. You wish for a natural disaster to happen to […], even though you feel terribly guilty about it. (This one is often connected with #9)

  14. You Feel like […] brings out the worst in you, and you have no control over it.

  15. Coincidentally but consistently you experience physical pain when dealing with […] – a headache, an ulcer flair up, a back ache.

  16. You do a happy dance around your living room when […] is unexpectedly cancelled.

  17. You frequently compare your […] to other people’s […], and are never satisfied with the comparison.

  18. You feel that […] makes you physically sick.

  19. You use […] as an excuse for not doing things that make you feel most like yourself.

  20. You are convinced that even though […] is bad for you, You are really good for […], so you ought to stick around.

  21. You forgot who you are without […], but you would really like to find out.

  22. People that you care about continue to exclaim in disbelief over years: “Wow, you are still doing/dating/working at […]?!” And your reaction is more apologetic than proud.

  23. You imagine yourself post-[…] more and more often, and you like the way it looks.

  24. You can do […] on auto-pilot, while your mind is already wondering off to something else.

  25. You can’t fit into […] anymore, no matter how much you suck your stomach in, no matter how big of a smile you put on your face, and no matter how hard you try.

  26. You are frustrated about the fact that you spend more time fixing […] than using it.

  27. […] looks really, really good on the paper, but it is shorter /less sparkly /more depressing in person

  28. When you extend an invitation to […], in your heart you hope that […] will decline.

  29. If others knew what […] actually feels like, they wouldn’t be so jealous of you.

  30. You are certain that your life would be better off without […]. And even if it wouldn’t be, you are willing to take the chance.

 

*** Disclaimer: if you are a parent of a toddler or a teenager, please do not take this material as a parenting guideline. Instead, take a nap, get a glass of wine, a cup of tea, or wait for 10-20 years.***

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